Episodes

Thursday Jan 21, 2016
Season 3, Episode 2
Thursday Jan 21, 2016
Thursday Jan 21, 2016
This episode brings back three of our most popular past students for a head-to-head you will never forget! We all know of course that the word Aryan refers to some bad bad people, but where does the world originally come from? And, this episode was recorded in Toledo, Oh, but do my students at home know which presidents are from Ohio? How about these students?? Will any of these giants be intellectual enough to win the coveted classroom prize, The Golden Banana?

Thursday Dec 17, 2015
Season 3, Episode 1
Thursday Dec 17, 2015
Thursday Dec 17, 2015
Welcome to the launch of Season 3 of Goldstar Classroom! My producing partner Steve and I began this podcast in the summer of 2013 we had no idea we’d still be making these!! After a short hiatus we are ready to go! This season includes a new feature called “the nerd prize” and some expanded features to our website. We begin with a class that includes topics such as “Who was the first man in space?” and “Was that man really the first man in space?” and also an old chestnut: “Why are barns red?” (The real answer to which requires an understanding of astrophysics!). One of these students will win the coveted classroom prize, THE GOLDEN BANANA.

Thursday Jul 23, 2015
Season 2, Episode 18
Thursday Jul 23, 2015
Thursday Jul 23, 2015
Welcome to our season 2 finale, with group of celebrated and very naughty students. They all have a lot to say, but do they actually know the history of quicksand?? None of my students know the name of the first film with a quicksand scene, but that’s why I am here! Also, we all know what angel’s hair pasta is, but is there any truth in the folk superstition known as “angel’s hair”? Will any of these students earn the final honor of the year, the coveted Golden Banana? And, will any of them be sent to the principal’s office? See you with Season 3, in September 2015!

Friday Jun 19, 2015
Season 2, Episode 17
Friday Jun 19, 2015
Friday Jun 19, 2015
This episode was recorded at the Stone Tavern in Kent, and features four of the best minds Kent comedy has to offer. Will these keen wags know the famous historical site where Groucho Marx danced the charleston? (Hint: it is in Germany!). Everyone knows who sung the song “Addicted to love” (your humble professor assumes so) but do you know if “love addiction” is really a real thing? If any of the students know, perhaps one of them will win the coveted classroom prize, The Golden Banana!

Sunday May 31, 2015
Season 2, Episode 16
Sunday May 31, 2015
Sunday May 31, 2015
One wonders if being a Kamikaze pilot was in any way like experiencing groundhog day. Going to school sometimes feels like groundhog day, too, but what do these students know about groundhog day or Kamikaze’ pilots? Also, what is David Bowie’s real name? If any of these students know the answers to any of these questions, then maybe one of them will win the coveted classroom prize, the Golden Banana.

Friday May 15, 2015
Season 2, Episode 15
Friday May 15, 2015
Friday May 15, 2015
What is the real history of the number of the beast? Heck, what s the REAL number of the beast (bet you don’t know!)? Besides confronting old superstitions, these students also confront the modern problem of whether or not playing poker can actually make you ill? You may never touch cards again! Forget about betting on the pot, these students have to bet on their own wits, and one of them will win the coveted classroom prize, the Golden Banana.

Friday May 01, 2015
Season 2, Episode 14
Friday May 01, 2015
Friday May 01, 2015
Although no student has ever had the gall to call your humble Professor and host a gargoyle to his face, one can’t help but wonder what they say behind the teacher’s back! But, do these students know, actually, what a gargoyle is and what it does?? And, do any of my students at home know what apotropaic means (the ones in this class didn’t!)? Your humble professor is always generous with his time and knowledge, but just how charitable are Americans?? (You can prove how charitable you are by noticing the “donate” button on our website!). Though the mental prowess in this class is high, who will stand out as the best of the rest and earn the coveted classroom prize, The Golden Banana?

Wednesday Apr 08, 2015
Season 2, Episode 13
Wednesday Apr 08, 2015
Wednesday Apr 08, 2015
This lively class includes an inquiry into Christmas Carols, trust me, if it weren’t for your humble professor no one would know these eccentric tidbits! Plus, all my students were children at one time, but what do they know about childhood. And after all, who will win this class’s Golden Banana? And, on a personal note, this is the last appearance of regular student Eddie Werner. RIP my friend.

Wednesday Mar 25, 2015
Season 2, Episode 12
Wednesday Mar 25, 2015
Wednesday Mar 25, 2015
What well-known actor, even though he never won any significant acting prizes, has a grandfather who invented baking soda? Who has an art history degree from Yale? Who was this modern day Renaissance Man? And, what is the Festival of Lights. If anyone in the class knows what this is, they could win the coveted classroom prize, The Golden Banana!

Saturday Mar 07, 2015
Season 2, Episode 11
Saturday Mar 07, 2015
Saturday Mar 07, 2015
Do mosquitoes bother you? Maybe there’s something about YOU they find attractive! And watch for too much attraction…after all, do you know the rates of STDs in the USA? Can you name all 6 Pythonians, and ALL 5 of their movies?? More importantly, can today’s students?? If one of them can they may earn enough points to earn the coveted classroom prize, The Golden Banana!